I don't know why, but I did a Google Search on our infamous Web King, Mr. Alan Hinden.  Found this recent post dated 3/12/2011 that I thought was kinda funny:

Alan W. Hinden-Web King or Court Jester?

Here's another forum about him:

The Daily WTF forum

Dude is like a disease on the internet...he's everywhere.  Like syphilis...slowly spreading and getting crazier by the second...