Rimmel Edits the Face Off Zooey Deschanel

Bow down to the power of Photoshop in a photo editor's mighty mouse grip!  They'll make fembots of us all!  Resistance is futile!  Assimilate now!

Really, Rimmel?  I mean, if you wanted the vapid "I'm-so-bored-I-can't-even-care-enough-to-have-an-expression" generic model look, you could have saved  yourself a ton of cash and hired any one of those bazillion girls milling around the Ford Modeling Agency. Or just take a drive around any suburban mall.  I'm sure any one of those girls would have done it, for like, a Hollister shirt.

But isn't the point of hiring someone like Zooey Deschanel as the face of your cosmetics line the fact that she is uniquely beautiful?  So why in the hell-o would you photoshop all of that uniqueness right off her gorgeous face?  Even her stunning eyes have been messed with.  Why why why???