I want to get better at knitting JUST so I can do all of this:

Antigurumi Gallery

Knitting lame scarves and potholders just ain't gonna cut it.

Especially since my f-a-v-o-r-i-t-e is apparently a one-of-a-kind that I can't buy:

The Exorcist!!

How excellent would it be to churn these little babies out for the local craft fair?  Especially ones at churches....